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Han Lee: Max, Caroline.

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Max Black: Look, here it comes
Han! He carries a mini iPad.

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Or is that a mini iPad, that
a Han wears?

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Caroline Channing: Han has one
Mini iPad?

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We can't even agree
Mini Mouse Pad affords.

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Han Lee: I'm exhausted.

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I'm trapped in a lie.

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Max Black: Better than back in
being trapped in a backpack.

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Han Lee: That's not funny.
I'm having trouble.

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I have this Mac opener and
see.

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My mother is coming to visit.

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Max Black: You have one
Mother?

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I thought they came to life,

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as a child in
Toy store whatever you want
has.

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[theme music]

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Caroline Channing: Han, yours
Mother comes all the way from Korea

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to see them. You have to
but be happy?

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Han Lee: See such a joyful one
face out?

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You know, my mother thinks
I have a girlfriend.

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Caroline Channing: And mine
Father thinks I'm not
been there,

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as my girlfriend this
ran over gangsters.

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Han Lee: She thinks I haven't
girlfriend,

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because I might have told her
I have one.

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Max Black: Have you or have you
Don't you?

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Han Lee: That's possible.

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And maybe I have mine
mother

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sent pictures from someone

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and said it was mine
girlfriend.

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Caroline Channing: Han!

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You have this from your mum
Catfish scam pulled off?

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Han Lee: It's possible.

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Oleg: Catfishing, right. This
is if

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you a woman in a bar
rips open,

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and then in the light you see,
that she has whiskers.

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P.S.: No problem for me.

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Caroline Channing: No,
Catfishing means

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you present yourself on the internet as
someone else out.

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You already know like everyone in the
Internet.

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Han Lee: Anything mother wants
is that I'm happy
am married,

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like father and her.

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Max Black: My mom, wants one
Remedy for hepatitis C

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Han Lee: See, here she is.

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Caroline Channing: Korean
Beauty June Kim,

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aka sapphire?

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Her choice fell on one
Prostitute?

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Han Lee: She isn't
Prostitutes.

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She has a website.

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Max Black: Yes and I know
a guy with business cards,

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whose job it is to close her rectum
relax.

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Caroline Channing: She works
as a dancer

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in a striptease shop
Manhattan.

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Just go there,

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and hire the hooker
as a steady girlfriend.

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I never thought I would
would say a sentence like that.

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Han Lee: I tried

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but I meant the bouncer,

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should be next door to mine
mother waiting,

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like the other children.

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That's why I hoped, you
maybe you can go for me?

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Caroline Channing: Han, that
we won't.

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Strip clubs, lies, that is
not my scene.

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Max Black: This isn't yours
Scene?

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Do you have a scene?

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What is your scene?
Caroline?

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I've never been there.

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You yourself have been for two
Not in yours for years
Scene.

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Believe me, this is yours now
Scene.

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Han Lee: Oh I got it,

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I just have one question.

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I have allowed you, yours
Cupcake window

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to operate rent-free or
not?

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Max Black: Wow, Han. That was
evil.

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Cheeky. Mean. Respect brother.

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Caroline Channing: We're going in
the strip joint,

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but if there, naked,
naked, naked,

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I'm gone, gone, gone.

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Max Black: Holds for the first time
Hold the reins in your hand,

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even if he's not on the horse
comes.

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Man: Sapphire is right there
you, ladies.

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Max Black: Thank you, dear.

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Max Black: to Caroline
Channing: Give me a twenty
from Han.

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If you are with these people
if you are stingy, you are dead.

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Man: Thank you, sweetie.

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You two can meet there, on
sit on the couch.

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Caroline Channing: No, no,
no.

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Thanks.

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I renounce.

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I leave the gonorrhea pubic lice
no chance today.

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Max Black: What? If somewhere
A quickie wash is in order
is,

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then probably here.

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Caroline Channing: Please
behave professionally,

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when she comes in.

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No suggestive comments.

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Max Black: Sitting here all the time
types,

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who hang their crown jewels
let,

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like shriveled grapes.

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I should succeed there, she
not to offend too much.

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Caroline Channing: I mean yes
just, in a place like this,

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you always just forget that they are
such a businesswoman is like
us.

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Max Black: Them
The CEO is here.

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June Kim: Hi ladies, ready for
a nice time?

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Max Black: Well, but something like that.

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Caroline Channing: Hello, pleased
me

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very. I'm Caroline Channing.

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And this is my colleague, Max
Black.

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June Kim: Yes, I never serve
two at the same time,

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So who wants to watch and who
want to ride?

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Caroline Channing: Oh right.
None of us want to ride.

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That's already clear.

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Max Black: Oh don't be so hasty.

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We waste a lot here
by Hans Geld.

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If I want to ride, then
I ride.

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Caroline Channing: Prefer
You June or Sapphire?

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June Kim: Call me Paul if
you pay for it.

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Caroline Channing: Jun, we
are not for a dance or
other,

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Things you do here.

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For which I don't have you
condemn. I am
open-minded.

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I was in Amsterdam.

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June Kim: Yes, but no
Camera, so I should now
dance,

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or my boss fires me.

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Then I have to waitress,

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and I swore to myself, never
to sink so low again.

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Caroline Channing: Saying that
we always,

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when we go to work.

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June Kim: Okay, sit down. Go
it's okay.

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Caroline Channing: I think so
all stains are gone.

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Caroline Channing: Now are
We're officially even with Han.

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Max Black: Um, you could
turn on other lights?

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She's allergic to them
Truth.

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: So, June,
it is like this,

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our boss sent us

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Max Black: Yes, sweetie. Dig in.

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What? I'm just encouraging them
from businesswoman to
Businesswoman.

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Caroline Channing: Anyway
his name is Han Lee.

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And well, his mother is coming
to visit.

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Oh, that was great.

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Oh no, no, no, that was
no request.

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Just a comment.

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Hello head!

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Anyway... he doesn't need it
girlfriend,

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that's why he told his mother
Pictures sent by you.

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And, and, and... she's at the
row.

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Max Black: Oh eh in short,

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he is ready to accept her in return
pay,

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that you play his girlfriend.

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And I'll pay you if you
show me how to do that
Hip thing does.

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Woman: Oh, you'd be great
stripper.

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Max Black: I know, I suffer
just fear of success.

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Caroline Channing: We can
exhibit the music?

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Because, this gets me whole
messed up.

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And somehow it turns me on
also on,

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and I can't still latent
become bisexual.

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This is too much for me.

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June Kim: How much?

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Max Black: Whatever you guys
The price of sex is

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except you don't even have sex
have to.

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At most, kissing.

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June Kim: Kissing costs 500.

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Max Black: I love you.

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June Kim: Okay, how about this one
sinful girlfriend experience package?

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Max Black: He never sinned,

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never had a girlfriend.

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Never experienced anything, that sounds great.

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Han Lee: Here Earl, if mine
mother is coming,

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act as if you did this
read.

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Earl: Oh, the Bible.

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You know, I remember
still,

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how it came out back then.

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Didn't think she would
has such success.

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Han Lee: Earl we're talking about
our holy Lord Christ.

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Max Black: No sign yet
Mama Be, Mama Sa, Mamahaha?

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Caroline Channing: I think
not, I don't know like them
looks.

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[door]

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Caroline Channing: She's here.

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Han Lee: Oh Ma!

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Su Min Lee: Ahhhnoo.

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Max Black: She's a smaller one
version of him,

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or a smaller version of
her?

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Han Lee: [Foreign language]

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Su-Min Lee: [Foreign language]

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Earl: They're definitely Han's
mother.

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I'm Earl.

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I just got the Bible
read.

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What else should I do?

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Han Lee: Mother, that is
Caroline.

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Caroline Channing:
[Fremdsprache]

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Max Black: Hiyoo.

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Han Lee: Ich hatte keine
Guess you're Korean
sprichst?

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Caroline Channing: That was mine
Wahlfach,

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after speaking Japanese
fertig war.

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Ich dachte Asien würde die Welt
erobern.

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Und tada, ich lag genau richtig.

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Su-Min Lee: Caroline, you
Koreanisch ist sehr gut.

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Han Lee: Und das ist Max.

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Max Black: Hi, freut mich Mrs.
Lee.

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Su-Min Lee: [shaking head]

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Max Black: Was bedeutet der
Facial expression in Korea?

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Caroline Channing: Pack it
breasts one.

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Han Lee: Sit here, mother.
You must be hungry.

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Max Black: I'll bring these to you
Map.

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That's funny.

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Otherwise they prepare people
joy.

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Su-Min Lee: Han Lee, where is
your girlfriend?

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Han Lee: You'll meet her tomorrow
at dinner.

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She wanted to come here.

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But with church and its work,

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as a brain surgeon she is
very busy.

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Max Black: And I found it
unrealistic,

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that they have a girlfriend,

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that you don't have to pump up.

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Caroline Channing: Han, what
do you think?

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How do you ever want that about that
bring the stage?

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Han Lee: With my help
two best friends?

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Max Black: Oh good, who is that?

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Han Lee: Please bring June in
your apartment,

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then we can do it briefly
instruct.

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Max Black: Since they're there, is
for a short time yes taken care of.

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Han Lee: Remember, you guys
owes me one.

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Caroline Channing: No Han, in
There was a pregnant woman in the club
wall.

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So...

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I think we're even.

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Han Lee: I'm here for June
to meet.

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Why are my eyes?
connected?

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Max Black: So that they never again
back to our apartment
find.

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Han Lee: But I have hers
Address on the employment contract.

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Max Black: No you didn't.

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Caroline Channing: Max, me
think

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he can use the mask now
lose weight.

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That was long enough

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and we have it three times
rotated.

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Han Lee: Man, I think so
like at a flea market.

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And it smells huge here
for grass.

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Han Lee: I have work to do
smoked a bit.

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I have to do that too. My boss
is a real pain in the ass.

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Caroline Channing: Ok our
Call girl is here.

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Another sentence from me
thought that I would never tell him
would.

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Han Lee: I look like one
who knows whore, right?

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Max Black: Han, you see
at most,

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like a girl who is happy.

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Han Lee: I need something to
reassurance.

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Maybe you have
Chamomile tea?

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Max Black: No, I am
not a divorced woman,

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during menopause.

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But I have something for you
helps with relaxation.

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Han Lee: Oh they mean...

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Max Black: Yes with one
invisible mini whistle,

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I lull her to sleep.

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Caroline Channing: And June?

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Make the job yours
to finance your studies?

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June Kim: No, I let myself
like to pay for sex.

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I mean a little bit of the palm tree
shake,

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and the apartment is there
Park view and terrace
paid off.

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Caroline Channing: Life
can be so strange sometimes
be.

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Just when you think you
be better than others.

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You're not.

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Max Black: There we are,

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Totally relaxed.

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It was wild, just like back then
my hamster.

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Caroline Channing: Ok June, that
are the details about her that
Han,

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sent to his mother.

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June Kim: I got into Harvard
trained as a doctor,

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then went to church and
had

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then as a classical pianist
Success?

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Han Lee: Yes, we know each other
the church,

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and are madly in love,

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but we want to get married
wait.

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June Kim: Oh, so that
Virgo package costs thousands.

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Max Black: Would 800 be ok?

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Caroline Channing: Max?

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Max Black: What? I was then,

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been unconscious,

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and wants to know what it is like.

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Han Lee: I hope that's one
Delivery service.

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I'm full right now
In the mood for mussel soup.

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Caroline Channing: No, that
is just Sophie.

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She wanted us crosses for June
borrow,

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before she meets your mum.

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Han Lee: Sophie knows

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that I was a prostitute
Hired a girlfriend?

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Caroline Channing: She knows about it
nothing at all,

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but this is how we can test

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whether you can pass as a couple
would.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hi, what’s up
Han with this whore?

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Max Black: Sophie, this is June.

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She will play Han's girlfriend,

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as long as his mom is there.

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Sophie Kachinsky: [laughter]

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Wait, so...

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His mum, really should
believe,

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that his bell and hers
Little pussies fit together?

292
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And that she enjoys it?

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[laughter]

294
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LOL.

295
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I'll keep coming back about it
have to laugh,

296
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when I think about it.

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Did you end up here?
your crosses.

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Caroline Channing: Sophie, you have
Don't you have anything more subtle?

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This is a date and not
Exorcism.

300
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,160
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, I have to
tell me.

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All right, I'll come right away
again.

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[laughter]

303
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You see, right now I'm thinking
about it,

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and now I LOL.

305
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June Kim: All right, I'm off.

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I'll manage that.

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Caroline Channing: But that is,

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a lot of stuff.

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It's best if you read it again.

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Han Lee: Does it cost extra?

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June Kim: No, it's fine.

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I can fake it.

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Caroline Channing: Sure, that
can you fake it?

314
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June Kim: Let me tell you
show?

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00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:04,300
Oh god, oh god, oh god.

316
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:07,630
Oh god, oh god, oh god

317
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Max Black: She can do it!

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00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,960
[music]

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Su-Min Lee: Why Han and
his girlfriend probably late?

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00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,700
Caroline Channing: Definitely
something important

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came between.

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Max Black: I'm sure that
that's exactly what happened.

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Su-Min Lee: I hope mine
Hair looks good.

324
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I'm wearing them differently today.

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00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,860
Caroline Channing: You see
pretty.

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00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,300
Max Black: Yes, very pretty.

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00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,860
Su-Min Lee: [shaking head]

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00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,300
Woman: I'm completely out of it
cottage,

329
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because my Han is finally perfect
found a girlfriend.

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00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:51,930
Oh you know, June,

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is a brilliant one
Brain surgeon.

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00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,960
Max Black: Yes, and she is too
very nice to birds.

333
00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:03,330
Su-Min Lee: And June goes everyone
Sunday to church.

334
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,530
Max Black: Yep, she spends
a lot of time on my knees.

335
00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:13,630
Su-Min Lee: Oh, and she is
classical pianist.

336
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,700
Max Black: She does it to me
just too easy.

337
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,160
Su-Min Lee: Oh, there they are.

338
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:23,260
Han, Han, and girlfriend of Han.

339
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:27,560
Han Lee: Mother, let me tell you
Introduce June.

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June, this is my mother
Su Min Lee.

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00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:32,400
Su-Min Lee: Please name them
me Su-Min Lee.

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Max Black: She would never do that to me
offer their full name.

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June Kim: Woman: It's me
Pleasure to meet her.

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I already know a lot about you
heard.

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Su-Min Lee: Han said
how they met
have.

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Such a wonderful story.

347
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:54,000
June Kim: Oh, yeah. That was
wonderful.

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00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,960
As we find ourselves in... on top of the
Roof...

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Han Lee: Church, that was in the

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Church, up on the roof of the
church,

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we really wanted God,

352
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,860
be closer. We're both like that
holy,

353
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,160
Is it hot in here or sit
me on a warmer?

354
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,300
Caroline Channing: Oh there,
the appetizers come,

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00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:15,730
which Mrs. Lee paid for.

356
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,500
Su-Min Lee: But before we,

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start with the snacks,

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June will say a prayer.

359
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,030
June Kim: I don't know any
Prayers.

360
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,660
Han Lee: No, no I do
that already mother.

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But first I need sex on
the beach.

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Su-Min Lee: Come on June please.

363
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,500
Pray.

364
00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:34,200
June Kim: Oh God.

365
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,200
Oh god, oh god, oh god

366
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All: Oh God, oh God, Amen.

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00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,230
Han Lee: Huh.

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00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,730
Su Min Lee: Oh ok. That knew
I haven't at all yet.

369
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,230
June Kim: I'm starving.

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00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,760
Max Black: If you can, you can.

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00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,130
Su-Min Lee: A healthy one
appetite.

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00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:12,900
The thing was huge without being too big
chew.

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00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,460
[clap]

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00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,860
Su-Min Lee: Oh June, that
Piano is free.

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00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,060
Oh please play it
for us.

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00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:26,360
Han Lee: No, she can't
play.

377
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,860
Su-Min Lee: But you did
said that...

378
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:30,530
Han Lee: I mean now, her
can't play the piano now
play...

379
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,030
Max Black: Look there, Mrs.
Lee,

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00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,800
the crystal chandelier, that
has the word Christian in it.

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00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,060
Max Black: Han, your knife
lies on the floor.

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00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:38,700
They will still be everything
screw up.

383
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:39,730
You can't do that
afford.

384
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,260
They can't even
kissing.

385
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,330
Han Lee: I'm so excited.

386
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,460
Help a brother.

387
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,600
Max Black: What do you think? I
wear this

388
00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:50,930
Stuff in my purse
around?

389
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,600
A peppermint jar, with
Glitter unicorn stickers on it?

390
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,500
Han Lee: Max, what should I do?
just do it now?

391
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,600
Max Black: I have a lot
more important question

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00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,260
How does such a small one manage it?
mouth,

393
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,730
to make a joint so wet?

394
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,300
Han Lee: If June doesn't
can play the piano,

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00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,760
becomes mother my lie
uncover.

396
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,330
This is a bitterly difficult thing
become disappointment.

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00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,730
I'm the star in mine
family.

398
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,060
Max Black: So if your
family would be the Jacksons,

399
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,060
then would you be Michael?

400
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,360
I see her more as Tito.

401
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,360
No, Petito.

402
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,730
Caroline Channing: Han's mother
is right behind me.

403
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:25,030
She saw you both here
go in.

404
00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,000
I wanted to stop her

405
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,700
but her muscles are gone
Steel.

406
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:29,260
Han, get in there.

407
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,430
And I sweat it
price tag through,

408
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,700
and I have to give this back.

409
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:33,700
Han Lee: If I can
perish,

410
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:34,860
then at least high.

411
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,100
Max Black: Smoking weed seems to you
lying more than kissing

412
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,160
and it's cheaper too.

413
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,960
Su-Min Lee: What's going on,

414
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,630
between you and my Han?

415
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,900
They're on all evening
Whispering.

416
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,460
Poor June!

417
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,660
Max Black: Poor June?

418
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,660
There's one in June's apartment building
Porter.

419
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,260
Caroline Channing: Mrs. Lee,
they have a wrong one
impression,

420
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,330
from Max.

421
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,160
Su-Min Lee: No, she is
after my son,

422
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,830
because his diner was so successful
is.

423
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,360
Caroline Channing: You have
another son?

424
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,530
Su-Min Lee: I got you
sees through.

425
00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:06,830
You're just a mean one,
greedy,

426
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:09,060
big-breasted, nasty piece.

427
00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,760
Max Black: I wish I did
might say they are wrong.

428
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800
Han Lee: Mother, stop.

429
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,900
You can't do that with Max
talk.

430
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:18,160
She's a good girl,

431
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,330
and a friend.

432
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,260
Su-Min Lee: Whoa,

433
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,000
Han Lee: Okay, yeah. You have me
caught.

434
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,200
I smoke weed.

435
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,230
Yes, I live a sinful life,

436
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,760
in New York, as you fear
have.

437
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,360
Max Black and Caroline
Channing: What?

438
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:33,230
But I only draw one
through... because there's so much pressure
weighs on me.

439
00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:35,560
Do you understand mother,

440
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:38,000
I don't have a girlfriend at all.

441
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,600
June is a prostitute,
who just pretends

442
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,030
so that you think we are
happy,

443
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,360
like you and father.

444
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,260
Su-Min Lee: Give me that.

445
00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:48,630
All: What?

446
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,400
Su-Min Lee: I'm standing too
a lot of pressure, son.

447
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,300
The truth is,

448
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,030
that your father and I
have separated.

449
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,630
He's having an affair with someone
other woman.

450
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,530
The big fake boobs, like
she has.

451
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,500
Caroline Channing: Max Boobs
are really Mrs. Lee.

452
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,960
Su-Min Lee: Mhm, praise be
the Lord.

453
00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:13,060
Caroline Channing: Mine too,
in case you were wondering.

454
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:13,730
Su-Min Lee: I didn't.

455
00:20:17,130 --> 00:20:20,030
Son, are you disappointed with
me?

456
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,830
Han Lee: Mother, you are
disappointed in me?

457
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,400
Su-Min Lee: No, it's you
Star in our family.

458
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,000
And in my heart.

459
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,200
Han Lee: I love you.

460
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,160
Mother: Oh, I like you too.

461
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,260
OK, that's enough.

462
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,900
Max Black: And another one
Problem solved by grass
became.

463
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,860
Hey, Han's mom, puff, puff,
pass on.

464
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,430
Su-Min Lee: Ah, I'm great
high,

465
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,730
or play the whore on that
Piano?